Watch Grid: At least email still works

Here's your weekly email barely about sports.

Thanks for reading email. Those of you pledging $ toward this Substack are greatly appreciated, but I won’t be touching that money.

I do, however, have a really good novel¹ coming pretty soon, ICYMI. It’ll be available via Amazon, your local book shop, etc., but Shutdown Fullbooks subscribers will find out first, have the chance to tack on an exclusive or two, and so forth. Everyone who’s seen a version of the upcoming cover art has said some variation of “lmao perfect.” (Hint.)

What’s it about? We talked about it some in this VBS episode, though it’s grown quite a bit since then. Basically, if you’ve ever wondered how you would’ve fared if you’d been born into high-control religion, this story’s for you. And if you’ve ever begged God to delay the Rapture until after you lost your virginity, then, beloved, this story’s about you.

Anyway, here’s sports.

Didn’t have much time this week to type up a whole writeup, but I wanted to share the image I’m using for this post on socials:

Honestly, for the sake of your mental health, I hope you have no idea why I did that.

1. To be clear, when I say “really good,” I don’t mean “good for a sports blogger” or “good for a debut novelist.” What I mean is “really good.”